huggingsherlockinthetardis:

pastellicpyro:

adaveable:

If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends.

DEAR GOD

DONT SHAKE THE BAG

FISHY

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

pastellicpyro:

adaveable:

If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends.

DEAR GOD

DONT SHAKE THE BAG

FISHY

cates-maid:

crowleys—moose:

asgardian-dork:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

swigityswalawhatsintheimpala:

randomflyingskittleturtle:

bowtiesarecool4:

triponiophorustyrannus:

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STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE

M’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging?

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WE SAID STOP RIGHT THEREimage

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Oh lord… 

can somebody find me that gif with misha that says ”that was bautiful” CAUSE THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

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theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

But I wouldn’t mind discreetly touching your balls

deankins:

comealongpie:

imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny

then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh

SOMEONE I WILL PAY YOU TO WRITE ME THIS FAn FIC PLEASE

hannibals-souffle:

tuxedoandex:

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN I AM ASTOUNDED AT THIS HORRIFYING DISCRIMINATION AGAINST GEESE EVERYWHERE

That’s a swan……..

They belong to the same biological family of birds…

hannibals-souffle:

tuxedoandex:

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN I AM ASTOUNDED AT THIS HORRIFYING DISCRIMINATION AGAINST GEESE EVERYWHERE

That’s a swan……..

They belong to the same biological family of birds…

insatiablebookgeek:

mypreciousmind1:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

witchlingfumbles:

boazpriestly:

thezulla:

leadingtone:

On the importance of a teddy bear…
(by Begemott)

i will reblog this every time.

But what if the teddy bear is the nightmare and the creature is the protector?

It is a little-known fact that teddy bears crave and feed on the dreams of young children. It is little-known, of course, because the bears are so soft and cuddly that they convince the young children that they need them. For a while, the bear will feed on the bad dreams, leaving the child with nothing but the sweetest of dreams. But the good dreams taste better and feed them more, so eventually the teddy bear will start feeding on those, and the child will have nightmares every night. And, because the teddy bear so thoroughly convinces the child that the bear is necessary for the good dreams, they will keep sleeping with it, hoping for its magic to work again.
But the mind of a child is so rich and imaginative that it creates the means to its salvation. The monster under the bed rises, in the end, to vanquish the bear. Some nights it rises before the first nightmare night. Other times, it is at the last moment, and rises only when the bear means to suck dry every last dream and imagination in the child’s mind.
Tonight is the former. This monster was sent out in time to save its child from a single bad dream. And despite the teddy bear’s sword, the monster is fierce and devours it in a single gulp.
It is about to leave when it hears confused, wordless mumbles. The monster looks down and sees its child is awake, and looking up at it. Sleep has not faded so much that the child doesn’t scream, just asks in a sweet voice what the monster is doing there.
The monster, like the teddy bear, can’t speak. Instead it picks up the water by the bedside, hands its child the glass. Still confused, the child takes it. When the child drinks its fill and hands it back, the monster tucks it in with gentle claws.
The child murmurs a thanks and falls asleep again. And the monster leaves, satisfied that it has left its child with less fear rather than more.

holy shit that was beautiful

OMG that’s amazing:)

WRITE A BOOK!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

insatiablebookgeek:

mypreciousmind1:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

witchlingfumbles:

boazpriestly:

thezulla:

leadingtone:

On the importance of a teddy bear…

(by Begemott)

i will reblog this every time.

But what if the teddy bear is the nightmare and the creature is the protector?

It is a little-known fact that teddy bears crave and feed on the dreams of young children. It is little-known, of course, because the bears are so soft and cuddly that they convince the young children that they need them. For a while, the bear will feed on the bad dreams, leaving the child with nothing but the sweetest of dreams. But the good dreams taste better and feed them more, so eventually the teddy bear will start feeding on those, and the child will have nightmares every night. And, because the teddy bear so thoroughly convinces the child that the bear is necessary for the good dreams, they will keep sleeping with it, hoping for its magic to work again.

But the mind of a child is so rich and imaginative that it creates the means to its salvation. The monster under the bed rises, in the end, to vanquish the bear. Some nights it rises before the first nightmare night. Other times, it is at the last moment, and rises only when the bear means to suck dry every last dream and imagination in the child’s mind.

Tonight is the former. This monster was sent out in time to save its child from a single bad dream. And despite the teddy bear’s sword, the monster is fierce and devours it in a single gulp.

It is about to leave when it hears confused, wordless mumbles. The monster looks down and sees its child is awake, and looking up at it. Sleep has not faded so much that the child doesn’t scream, just asks in a sweet voice what the monster is doing there.

The monster, like the teddy bear, can’t speak. Instead it picks up the water by the bedside, hands its child the glass. Still confused, the child takes it. When the child drinks its fill and hands it back, the monster tucks it in with gentle claws.

The child murmurs a thanks and falls asleep again. And the monster leaves, satisfied that it has left its child with less fear rather than more.

holy shit that was beautiful

OMG that’s amazing:)

WRITE A BOOK!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!